for Mature Readers Who Think Being Mature Is Stupid. A Free Introduction to Sabrina Freakin’ Lacey.
Jessica here. I was dating David. Actually, we lived together. It was great, so I never saw the breakup coming. I never saw the cheating, lying, dirtbag-jerk-a-hole, I’ve-been-sleeping-with-someone-else, heart-shattering BOMB… coming. I’m about to do something super super hot, but also maybe a little dangerous. But when you’re getting over a broken heart, you can’t be held accountable. Am